Schitt's Creek Alexis Joggers
Hide your diamonds, hide your exes.
Here's what you need to know: Get ready for the sweats you are never going to take off. The Schitt's Creek Vroom Vroom Bitches! joggers are 80% cotton. These mineral wash sweatpants feature no fly, but have an elastic waist band with a matching mineral wash draw string to tighten (or loosen) when needed. A pocket is featured on each side and on the one pocket on the back right. The fit is slim with a banded bottom hems for each leg.
Here's why it's so good: The Schitt's Creek Vroom Vroom Bitches joggers are inspired by Alexis Rose and her smash hit, "A Little Bit Alexis." I designed these to have a "vroom" on each pant leg while "bitches!" rests at the bottom left leg without being too obvious and suitable to wear everywhere. I love how the "vroom" really pops on these mineral wash color sweats. The color was specifically chosen so it could match with any Schitt's Creek style from the shop.
More good details: Unisex fit. Screen print graphic. Sweatshop-free. Totally original.
Looks good on: I'm wearing a size medium with the draw string tied. I'm a big fan of pulling joggers up to the calf to create a bit more of a stylized look.
This chart is meant to be helpful and may not be exact. Please use your best judgement and feel to ask questions. All apparel (unless otherwise noted) is unisex, relaxed fit, and true to size. Please consider one size down for a more tailored look when shopping sweatshirts and/or hoodies as they run a touch big.
How to Measure
Place a tee or sweatshirt on a flat surface. Measure under the arms of the sleeve straight across the fullest part of the chest.
Heavyweight TGT sweatshirt
Feels like: wearing an old favorite
50/50 Preshrunk CottonPoly
Cloud TGT sweatshirt
Feels like: wearing a cloud
70% Ringspun Cotton 30% Poly
Plush TGT sweatshirt
Feels like: wearing a rich soft nap
50% Ringspun Cotton 46% Poly 4% Rayon
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