Stop calling me Warren.
Here's what you need to know: A black lightweight single sling-strapped 100% organic cotton tote with kangaroo pocket for CDs and white double-sided graphic.
Here's why it's so good: The Empire Records double-sided sling tote reads Shoplifter on one side (Empire Records above the text and Since 1959 below the text) and Just Another Tasty Treat From Your Friends at Empire Records on the other side. Holds CDs, tapes, Super Nintendo games and Talkboys.
More good details: Roughly 14" wide and 14" long. Inside tablet pocket. Open top.